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دوشنبه 18 آذر 1392 :: نویسنده : mehdi mazaheri

روایت شده که اسما نشسته بود داشت تلویزیون میدید كه یهو مرگ اومد پیشش...مرگ گفت الان نوبت توست كه ببرمت اون دنیا ..اسما یه كم اشفته شدو گفت داداش اگه راه داره بی خیال ماشو بزار واسه بعد. مرگ گفت نه اصلا راه نداره همه چیز طبق برنامه است. طبق لیست من الان نوبت توست... اسما گفت حداقل بزار یه شربت  بیارم خستگیت دربره بعد جونمو بگیر.مرگ قبول كرد واسما رفت تا شربت بیاره ...توی شربت 2 تا قرص خواب آور انداخت ... مرگ وقتی شربت رو خورد به خواب عمیقی فرو رفت... اسما وقتی مرگ خواب بود لیست رو برداشت اسمش رو پاك كرد ونوشت آخر لیست ومنتظر شد تا مرگ بیدار شه... مرگ وقتی بیدار شد گفت دمت گرم آجی حسابی خستگیم در رفت ... به خاطر این محبتت من هم بی خیال تو می شم ومی رم از آخر شروع به جون گرفتن می كنمممممممممم....                                                                                





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